the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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