he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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