Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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