Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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