I want to stick my p in your. b.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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