I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize