I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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