Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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