she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
