So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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