my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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