Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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