whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My life is pants optional.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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