I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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