I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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