bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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