Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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