Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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