pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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