Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Come on in and take your pants off
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