Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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