is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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