Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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