I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
North Korea, Best Korea!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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