yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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