If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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