Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the condom got lost in my hair
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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