We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
