It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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