I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Green mimosas i think yes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
