Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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