you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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