should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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