I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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