I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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