I just threw up on my dentist
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
