i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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