We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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