We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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