It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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