I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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