This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I fill condoms, not promises.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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