I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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