okay pat passed out under dana's car
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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