I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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