yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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