Whoa Z and x make the same sound
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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