Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize