Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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