I think my vagina is haunted
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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