How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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