sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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