So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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