Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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