At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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