I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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